Love me as i am.


if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 


If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise


back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
true as fuck zodiac
lovable but still a lil bitch
p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
crayola as fuck
rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
cutest ever
really deep and doesn't take any shit
weird as hell omg
probably satan
cute and very sweet
to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
charming but hella strange once you know them
even more crayola than gemini


you did a great job surviving today. 

i’m proud of you.